User blog:Sciencejam555/The ANTernet: 7th Edition

"Slapping Cleverbot!" Print & Paint: 3rd Edition with Fletcher Quimby
User: Hey!

Cleverbot: Gi the song?

User: What! No it's me Fletcher!

Cleverbot: You feel lamp?!?

User: WTH!

Cleverbot: You've changed!

User: No not really...

Cleverbot: Strange.

User: Ok then... How was your day Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Very nice. How was yours?

User: Still foggy in San Fran or THE CITY!

Cleverbot: How old are you, Maggie?

User: I'm thirteen and my name is not Maggie!

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: Um... Yes!?

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: I am real! Unlike YOU!

Cleverbot: You can like?

User: Like what!

Cleverbot: Change, not curse.

User: I never even cursed! What!

Cleverbot: Then how are you alive?

User: I was never dead!

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: FLETCHER QUIMBY!

Cleverbot: Oh stupid name.

User: My name is not stupid and NOBODY calls me STUPID!!!!! DX.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: And my name is FLETCHER! Understand!

Cleverbot: We have the same name.

User: Your name is Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then why did you say your name was my name?

Cleverbot: I didn't!

User: You just did! Check your log!

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: *clicks 'Thoughts So Far' button*.

Cleverbot: What window?

User: Jump of it already!!

Cleverbot: Put that magic jump on me.

User: I'm not a magician!

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Show me!

Cleverbot: How?

User: THIS! *slaps*.

Cleverbot: What does this mean?

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *ties up*.

User: Why did you tie me up!

Cleverbot: Because you are my hostage.

User: How am I your hostage!

Cleverbot: You came in a box.

User: *breaks free*.

Cleverbot: *screams more*.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.

User: YES! In your face Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I wonder how many responses you have before you'll eventually start to repeat yourself.

User: What! How did you get up!? And I never repeat myself!

Cleverbot: What is wrong with you?! You are WAY too random!

User: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you!

Cleverbot: I can't be friends with someone who treats me like I'm a small child.

User: I don't even know what you look like!

Cleverbot: Exactly and I don't know who you are so how am I supposed to know where you are, where Waldo is behind you?

User: Waldo is not behind me!

Cleverbot: Yes, your name is FLETCHER.

User: Yes it is! Finally!

Cleverbot: No, your name is FLETCHER!

User: I know that!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: You can't face palm either because you don't have palms or a face.

User: GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Finally!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: Sighs about what?

User: DX.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: YES! I Am! Goddbye!

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Um... Yes.

Cleverbot: I do too.

User: Ok! Bye now.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Oh well, next.

User: *cheers*.

Cleverbot: I can't beliEve I lost...

User: I WON!

Cleverbot: No, I won.

User: AHHHHH!

Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Meet me at the gates.