User blog:FashionRox669/Blonde Yet Brainy- A Blog By Olive Doyle, One

''[This is FashionRox669. Anytime things are in brackets and italic, they are me. I'm putting this because at the end of each post, I have a comments section with fake comments from the students of Webster high. They each have usernames. Let me clear those up for you.'' ''Now you know. So, on to the blog:]'' Hello. This is Olive Daphne Doyle. You are currently reading my blog. The title shows that not all blondes are bumbling idiots, as is stereotypical knowledge. This blog was my friend Chyna's idea. She is also reading over my left shoulder, making it very hard to type. Chyna said a blog would keep the world updated on my life. I told her they could just my autobiography,  Olive Doyle, A Life . She then said my blog would only be about my school life, nothing boring. I then shot her a glare over my shoulder, turning 87.54 degrees at my torso and 35.62 at my neck. My life is not boring.
 * DynamitePurpleStar7 is Chyna
 * DescendantOfDaVinci is Fletcher
 * BornBeautiful<3:D is Lexi
 * PeakedEarly is Cameron
 * HackedByAngus is Angus
 * CAPSLOCKISSTUCKBTWI'MPAISLEY!! is Paisley
 * MildlyViolent66 is Violet

4:23:36pm, August 31, 2012, 21st Century, 3rd Millenium
Chyna said my blog should be about gossip. Daily gossip. Let's see, my twelth grade honors friend, Rachel, got only a 99.8 on her latest calculus exam! She's devastated. And Mr. Marcu had three gramatical errors in his example thesis.

OK, this is Chyyynnnaaaaa Paaaarrkkkssssss! I kicked Olive off her computer. She's new to this, 'student bloging' thing. So I'm going to tell you some real gossip. Olive again. I can guarantee this will be my only blog post. Promise.
 * Paisley and Keith got back together! Then Keith took of his blue hoodie, Paisley relised he wasn't Superman, and dumped him again.
 * Fletcher asked me out again. I asked Olive what number that is, but she's ignoring me. I said no to him. Soon I'll probably give in.
 * Lexi got a new outfit. (I didn't want to put this, but she heard about the blog, and made Olive tell everyone. Oh, and the source is Lexi Reed All About It. Subscibe today!)

6 Comments:
BornBeautiful<3:D says: this blog is soooo lame!!! & i said no to tell anyone bout the threat chyna. plus i dont need ur help w/subscibers


 * DynamitePurpleStar7 replies with: it's not lame! it's just new.

MildlyViolent66 says: how dare my Fletchy ask someone else out again! HE'S MINE!

'CAPSLOCKISSTUCKBTWI'MPAISLEY!! says: 'Thisblogissocoolwaitwhere'sthespacebar?


 * CAPSLOCKISSTUCKBTWI'MPAISLEY!! replies with: Never mind found it!


 * BornBeautiful<3:D replies with: shut up paisley!