User blog:Tealturtle828/EPISODE REVIEW : unwANTed

Get comfy and grab the popcorn. This is gonna be a long one. Just be sure you don't grab Oksana's head by mistake.

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REVIEW

I was so excited for this episode, I almost puked. Twice. Ok, maybe that's an exaggetation, but this episode..... SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE! OH, THE FEELS!!!

Aww, this episode was so sweet! I wonder what Chyna's reaction will be she she finds out Fletcher and Olive kissed/are dating. That will be something to see...

But before I get to that, I just have a few things to say...

The way Dixon broke up with Olive... tut tut. TAKE THIS ADVICE, DUDES. DOMT EVER GO THAT WAY WHEN YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH SOMEONE. But Dixie Cup... hehe. That's a beautiful nickname...

Was I the only one who noticed that blanket from that earlier episode? The one with Fletcher's face all over it? Ironically its in the same scene that Chyna said that Olive needed to find someone better... :P

That subplot... that was fantastic. Really great idea, Dan. I really wanna pull something like that on my friends now. And about the "no one reads anymore" bit... I READ!!! And technically, you're reading right now. This blog entry. PEOPLE STILL READ. Just, maybe not in actually books so much... Wattpad has replaced that...

AND NOW... FOR THE PART THAT WILL BE KNOW ETERNALLY THROUGHOUT SPACE AND TIME AS... "THE KISS".

Millions of Folivers have been FLIPPIN' WAITING for something like this to happen since the beginning of time (aka: 2011) AND NOW ALL THEIR FOLIVE-Y DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!

Okay, first off. I'M WASN'T REALLY THAT MUCH OF A FOLIVER. If I had to choose, I'm leaning more towards Flyna, personally. I'm not really on the bandwagon when it comes to shipping, anyway, so I'm not going to get angry and scream into a pillow, then sit in a corner and cry. I honestly think good ol' Dan knows what he's doing. And besides, he would have gotten his face sued off if there hadn't been Folive or Flyna before the series ends.

And that scene was FLIPPIN' ADORABLE. My heart literally skipped a beat and I couldn't breathe for a few seconds. They couldn't have executed it better. THIS WILL BE FOREVER KNOWN AS THE START OF A NEW ERA!!! Maybe I'm a Foliver now... I must say...

Looking back on it, if I had never found this Wiki/discovered shipping/discovered Folive and Flyna, I would have been literally shocked. WOULDN'T HAVE SEEN IT COMING. Would have thought for sure that Flyna was gonna happen. But, since I discovered at least 65% of the fan base wanted Fletcher and Olive to be together (who knew, right?) and there would be an angry mob egging Dan Signer's house if it didn't, Folive was bound to happen. Peeps want what they want.

Also, there's always one creepy factor about this whole shipping "Flyna and Folive" thing. FLETCHER IS SHORTER THAN BOTH CHYNA AND OLIVE! (I've actually wanted to do a mini rant on this for a while now, because I've noticed this since I started watching the show.) He's not shorter by much, but I find it strange when in a relationship, the girl is taller than the guy. NO OFFENSE TO SHORT PEOPLE! I was hoping Jake Short would grow a bit (I just realized the irony there), but I guess he decided drinking milk and eating veggies is for chumps. (Sorry, Jake!) I'm not trying to offend ANYONE, in fact, short people are cool. Most of my friends are short. I'm freakishly tall myself, so I think being short would be fantastic. You wouldn't constantly be looking at the tops of people's heads and you wouldn't be asked to get stuff off high shelves ALL THE TIME. Short people are adorable, too! (No offence again if you don't want to be adorable, I should stop talking now.)

The overall episode? FANTASTIC. ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. The best I've seen in a LONG TIME. Of course, we haven't seen an episode in like a KAGILLION YEARS, so... 10/10! Yay! :3

Ah, the next episode. Can't wait. I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SO BAAAAAAAAD! Do you agree! Leave me a comment! (PLEASE, I'M SO LONELY!!!)

- TealTurtle >:3